The Lollipop Guild Rules America!
These inept bureaucrats have ingrained themselves into every aspect of our lives.
From teachers to police officers, tax collectors, and school administrators, Americans have been swarmed by an infestation of tenured useless government dumbshits that waste everyone's time and often cause malicious damage to undeserving citizens. The pointless and insignificant Lollipop Guild from the famed classic 1939 movie, Wizard of Oz, is an excellent example of who we've ceded our liberties to the past fifty years in America (and likely the World). What do I mean by the Lollipop Guild? I mean almost every single government bureaucratic committee that's basking in both arrogance and ignorance, low self-esteem and ego, stupidity, and grotesque self-aggrandizing mutterings that we are all forced to tolerate. However, this putrid cancer that has metastasized through our public agencies is now spreading to our mega-corporations. These two once distant segments of our society have an incestuous marriage. We see it in the "woke" critical race theory training (CRT) that by definition coerces helpless workers into public degradation and accord with actual racism. Yes. We've all entered the craziest fucking Twilight Zone episode that not even the most LSD-riddled 1960's Hollywood writer could dream up.
How did this travesty happen in a once-great nation? Why are we spending more than the top 71 Nations in the World per student in our public primary grades? Yet, we have such horrible results. The answer is surprisingly apparent, and you have only to look at the facts, statistics and then read the curriculum to understand how this twisted ideological cult has hijacked our educational system and indoctrinated, not educated, multiple generations. These supposedly highly educated ignoramuses now occupy many Human Resource positions in corporate America, which is how this disease spreads. Do you think I'm vague in arguing my assertions? Am I too harsh on our bizarrely beloved educators and inept educational administrators? Here are a couple of simple facts that say it all:
California spends more money per student than all other 50 States in the union and is ranked 40th in K-12 public education (US News and World Report 2020).
The United States spends more money per student than the top 71 nations of the World, yet is ranked 38th in Science and 24th in Math (Pew Research 2017).
Then why do we have the best Universities on the planet? Because our science departments are overwhelmingly occupied by international students and those who attended K-12 in private schools. Most students raised within our public school system go into leftist indoctrination programs like sociology and humanities. These
generally pointless degrees have no real-world application; they are more of a kind of intellectual masturbation. Is there a shortage of Anthropologists? Most of these vapid coddled children maintain a 3.2-4.0 GPA as long as they are devoted to a convoluted cult narrative and kiss the fat asses of their professors. This excellent education is more than likely catapulting their parents into bankruptcy court unless the student is in the stupid-spoiled segment that had their wealthy family pay for this useless programming that probably will not profit them or society. Transgender studies, anybody? Eastern Finger Painting 101? It's utter insanity, not to mention dumb.
Now a little bit further down the yellow brick road is law enforcement (both cops and prosecutors). I can tell you with certainty that law enforcement has many dedicated, thoughtful, and hard-working men and women doing an overwhelmingly difficult job. It is a job fraught with danger and, unfortunately, today, personal liability. I deeply respect this segment of law enforcement that keeps America safe. With that said, the opportunists who more or less create crime to further their careers and the boobs running these agencies' tiny brains are more focused on politics and personal career gains than results. These empty-suited bureaucrats and moronic committees have ruined a once illustrious reputation for the majority of dedicated officers. Too harsh again? Here are three more facts that prove the Opportunists and Boobs prevalence in these agencies:
The USA has 5% of the Worlds Population and houses 95% of the World's prisoners (because we have good prosecutors-right?).
By order of Attorney General Garland, the FBI investigates parents who get angry at school board meetings as "domestic terrorists."
BLM and ANTIFA rioters did hundreds of billions of dollars in property damage, and less than 1% of these criminals have been prosecuted to date.
Murders have spiked 30% from 2020-2021.
So while the FBI investigates those unarmed, primarily seniors, who wrongfully trespassed and inflicted light property damage in the Halls of Congress (the Peoples Building???) on 1/06/2021, violent crime dramatically rises across our Nation. Do they charge them with a misdemeanor or class three felony? No, that would not benefit the political committee and union guild that rules them, not to mention all that nasty discovery that a court battle would illuminate. Also, it is essential to note that more people per capita (per 1,000 people) are murdered and dying of drug overdoses than in El Salvador, the notorious and brutal home of the MS13 street gang, while were overdramatizing the dumb decision by a tiny desperate group into a great insurrection. This narrative is obscene and completely nonsensical.
I could make your head explode by going on and on into hundreds of pointless government agencies, bureaucracies, and fantasies that only serve to be massive hemorrhoid-like pain in our collective assholes, but you get the idea.
Now, the Lollipop Guild in the Wizard of Oz was a trio of munchkins (another term once used for "little people" for all you politically correct millennials) that had to obnoxiously waste time voting on the main character, Dorothy's journey to meet the Wizard. The moral of this unfortunate movie my wife forces me to endure every few years is that Dorothy didn't need the Lollipop Guild; it needed Dorothy. And the Wizard was a little twerp of a man creating an illusion behind a curtain to control this alternate World. Sound familiar? Yes, of course, it does! We don't need these useless bureaucratic committees to run our lives. We definitely don’t need Corporate America, its media lapdogs (flying monkeys), or politicians guarding the castle. These soulless committees and bureaucrats are led by tiny creepy wimpy egomaniacal goblins like Bill Gates, George Soros, and many more who are controlling these grand illusions. Perverse quasi-criminal Godless billionaires are hiding behind a curtain, so we need to expose them, and then we can move on with our lives.